jalta hua nazrana club

"Eershya,tu na gayee man se"
(Jealousy,U never left my heart)

This is by some saintly hindi poet. So i guess if its ok for him to confess, I can confess too.
In my org,in my dept,in my sub department...(Ok Ok i stop here) ,there is this club called jalta hua nazrana and i have fairly recently become its member.
To qualify as a member, you have to be one of those frustrated software engineers who never get an onsite opportunity and feel like frying their hearts and eating them when they hear about some unworthy colleague going to the forbidden lands.
The club activities are(but not limited to) :- presenting "jalte hue nazrane" to each other by telling all the members about some new unworthy guy/gal who got the chance, then banging our heads on the adjacent walls,discussing how unfair the system is and how good we would be when we are a part of the management.
The club activities are conducted near the chai ki tapri or the cafetaria. The members usually conduct ad hoc meetings depending on the availablity of some new jalta hua nazrana.
We have fairly recenly decided to add other criteria to jalta hua nazrana : any person from past or present making it big , for example.
We believe a person should leave no chance to crib.