Dont u wish your contry was fun like mine

Some newspaper gave me a refreshingly good news yesterday.. Navin Jindal, the so called hope-of-the-youth MP has decided to support KHAP Panchayats (KHAP who? arey apne honor killing waale bhai log!) and so has the former chief minister Chautala.

If congress,who just loves to appease every Tom,Dick and Harry in order to cash in on the vote bank politics, decides to agree and same gotra marriages are banned, a lot of amazingly novel things would follow.

First, my archrival Mugdha's marriage would become null-and-void.(Mugdha is a Maharashtrian.They are allowed to marry the son of their maternal uncle.She is married to her maternal cousin).
Then,all those who might have made an attempt to marry by flouting the khaps,would be executed,and Mahesh Bhat would get topic for his next movie.

Then,Some XYZ panchayat from Rajasthan would ask for an approval for child marriages.This would naturally be granted as well.So we will be freed from the tension of what-will-happen-when-my-daughter-grows-up.We can safely marry her as soon as she is old enough to pronounce "shaadi".

After this,ABC panchayat would demand legalising female-infanticide.Needless to say,this will get a nod too. Think how awesome this would be.India would become an alpha-male nation in the true sense. Each woman left (who is not dead since she was born after the rule passed)would have like....umpteen choices between the men. Even John Abraham might be forced to marry some ugly sistah as Bipasha would pass him for someone cuter.

Finally, demands would swarm like anything ... legalising killing of lower castes,muslims,hindus,christians,sikhs and what not .Eventually,noone will be left in this country.Either this would become a barren land with a river of blood or a conglomerate of zillion nations fighting each other at the drop of their hats.

Except me. I am fleeing today itself...Leave ye to yer homeland sistahs.