Sad news that makes you laugh

So you think there's only Franz Kafka or Upamanyu Chatterjee who can do satire in the most horrendous way possible?


Haha! You forgot God,you simpleton!


For quite sometime,I've been coming past news that's supposed to make you sad/agitated/irritated,but somehow I end up doubling with laughter.


Sample these:

1. A couple in Germany committed suicide over fear of global warming (in Germany!!!What should we do in India then,where temperature is up by ten degrees when compared to last year?).

2. Rani Mukherjee is sad that all the weight she lost for her bakwas movie last year was in vain.

3 .Madhavan is sadly bewildered that all his movies that started with a 'T' were hits,then what happened to teen patti?(As if it was his movie,hehehehhe)

4. Sania Mirza is now Pakistan ki bhabhi.( Hahahahaha...poor pakis .....one more loser joins their ranks)

5. Ms Pushkar is being discriminated and insulted as a woman by media by terming that she is nothing but a proxy whereas she is a successful businesswoman who commands 70 crores for a marketing deal( Pushkar who?never heard of her before the modi-pushkar-tharoor love triangle.C'mon,even CEOs in India dont get paid half that much).

So if you want your daily dose of humour ,just open the newspaper front page..its that easy