Thursday, August 27, 2009

the humour workers

I have sincerely started believing that amidst all kinds of designations,posts,positions and job roles, there exists a work tag that cuts across all these... I would like to call them humour-workers....since irrespective what what work profile they hold , whatever they do seems to inevitably make the whole world laugh.
Top of this list is our UPs behenji. Did I hear you say she is an insipid little power hungry dame? Confound you then! Didn't you realise she is the desi Elizabeth Taylor(maybe a little less pretty, a little less slim, a little more uncouth, a little more savage ..errr).
Past few month's activities of hers has resulted in the name change for her party...BSP now stands for Behenji's statue party .What's more, she has even changed the french revolution date(acc. to a newspaper, her representatives insist its 1779 instead of 1789..or the other way round).
Then we have a horde of celebs.. Javed Akhtar,Mahesh Bhatt etc ...who have an opinion on everything under the sun. Only that these opinions are usually very ill-formed out of a half baked knowledge, making all of us giggle and simper till we turn purple.
Then there was our ex-home minister...poor guy! His immaculate dress sense would have pleased edwardians...but we the uncouth indians just laughed our eyes out when we saw him ousted because of changing clothes all the time in the days of crisis.Bah! A guy can't have vanity....
And today I found a great addition to this list... This guy called Bapat,who has apparently 14 wives,and none of them knew that he had 13 other significant others..whatever was he thinking ? Should get some nobel prize etc for patience...I am sure he too wanted all of us to read and die laughing.

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