Monday, August 21, 2006

The Culinary debate

The Eternal culinary debate..

To : the Person who said "way to a man's heart goes via stomach"

Dear Sir,
If it's so ,"I DON'T CARE"

whoa!!! why such extreme reaction?isn't it la spirit feminine to love cooking?i am not saying that its not...all i am saying is "Frankly my dear,i don't give a damn".
Abominable?You bet!My ordeal in the kitchen is always more kaliedoscopic than adventures of sindbad the sailor.I enter to whip a meal,i come out like portrait of colors of india..with red pepper,turmeric,clarified butter,coriander powder slathered all over me.
I always forget what comes first...boiling,or frying ,or simmering.So the end results are always dramatic..half the world's vegetables are cut..but they won't enter the cooking pan...half the time the chapatis get burnt..or the shape is anything but a circle..the combination would put any chef to shame...only he would be ashamed that a girl could imagine such an unedible combination..
So while some people take pride in saying they are terrible cooks..i can only show indiffrence..born out of anguish

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